Hello everyone,
With summer just around the corner anyone who lives in this town knows with warm weather comes dumb ass people. You know what I'm talking about................ TOURISTS!!!!!!! Honestly, these people may keep this town running with all of their money but I really hate giving directions to every stupid fuck who decides its a good idea to load up the car and take his wife and two mongoloid half assed retarded kids for a vacation to..................wait for it............................................ "The highest elevation in Saskatchewan" or another favorite " An oasis in the prairies". Those titles may sound great but these people should probably look at the fucking twenty year old map they have collecting dust in their glove compartment before they ask me how to get back to the number one highway (The one they turned off of to get to this town!!), or how to get to the cypress hills because they here it is just beautiful. Or go for a small drive around to town to find the fucking liquor store for themselves! Or another favorite question of these mouth breathers is do you have a **insert fast food chain name here**, the answer is NO Jesus its a small town you cant not fill your arteries with grease for one weekend!
Just because you have a huge trailer doesn't mean you have the right of way at stop signs.Your reputation where ever your from doesn't apply here i don't give fuck who you are where you work or where your from, yes i have lived here my whole life and no it isn't "just wonderful" it isn't always summer!!
I'm tempted to make my own maps for these people that lead them to where they want to go just a way that would ruin that fancy trailer and show them that we don't want to give directions to stupid people.
If they really want to experience life here take the backroads to cypress hills I mean why not the scenery is beautiful right.....
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment