Sunday, December 27, 2009

Older crowd

I discovered this song by accident and decided to share im a fan.


Saturday, December 26, 2009

I want a pre runner!!!!!!!!!!

I want a pre runner so bad! long travel suspension tube bumpers bed frame so bad ass her e are a few picssss:














Now that you have seen their shear bad assery im sure you agree with me.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hello all welcome back to another riveting post by yours truly.

Just finished watching the movie "Kids" again and i must say its just as funny as the first time i saw it.
Here's a bit of a run down on the film:

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In mid-90s Manhattan, the nihilistic Telly (Leo Fitzpatrick) is busy deflowering virgins. He doesn't just enjoy the sex and act of taking young girl's virginity though -- he believes that he can avoid STDs this way . After finishing with his latest conquest, Telly bums around town with his friend Casper (Justin Pierce) looking for some kind of distraction .

One of Telly's former sex partners, Jennie (Chloƫ Sevigny), and her friend Ruby (Rosario Dawson) receive mixed news at a public health clinic. The promiscuous Ruby is clean, but Jennie (who has only had sex once, with Telly) is HIV positive. The news devastates Jennie, who spends much of the film searching for the wandering Telly.

Telly & Casper have several adventures: buying weed in the park, shoplifting a "40" of malt liquor, beating up a man who "disses" them, and finally winding up at a teen party that night. Eventually we find that Telly has seduced a thirteen year old girl, and is busy deflowering her. Jennie (who took a strange drug earlier) arrives and passes out on a couch. A drunken Casper takes advantage of the situation to rape Jennie, perpetuating the HIV cycle. The film ends with Telly's voice-over explaining that without sex, his life has no purpose.

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I mean come on for christ sake the first scene is some kid propositioning some girl to take her v-card! What's not to love! And besides that when your with this group of kids for a day you see how fucked up they actually are i find it quite hilarious.


WATCH THIS MOVIE...............................ASAP!





Thursday, December 10, 2009

What of it

I find the lead singer of Die Mannequin sexy soooo fuck all you haters and they fucking rock so here is a song by them.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Howdy! Ya, i'm country as FUCK!

Well helllloooo there

Thought id give an update on my life because it is soo exciting.I have been very frustrated at school lately because of all the stupid fucking construction! urrrrghghg, it's not even the fact that we have no heat or two bathrooms for every person in the school. It's the fact that there is one straight hallway for every grade i hate crowded places as it is and every time the bell rings i know that i'm going to have to walk by some stinky fucking kid that thinks he is the hottest thing since sliced bread. And on top of that they try to push people around when you know that they are little bitches and if they got confronted would cower away! And all these little girls being sooo loud and obnoxious acting like everyone cares about whatever they are talking about.


That is all for now.




PPPPPEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Guido Overload!

OH MY FUCKING GOD MTV!
Do you sit down at a big table with pictures of stupid fucking people and be like "ahhhhh this will sell". Honestly The Hill's ok i can handle girls crying kinda funny,The City ok again girls crying, Peak season decent snowboarding and girls crying.But when you start making a sequal to a show about teenagers being pregnant and a show about fucking guido's living in a house on the jersey shore! Are you kidding me!Besides the overload of dumb people that are going to be dressing and acting like these schmucks is unbelievable and i for one have if its possible lost hope in tv again.



Oh geese two posts in one day!




Shut up, I know I haven't posted in a while what of it!

There is one thing that can always just stare in disgust or absolute HORROR!!


UNI BROWS!!!!!!!!!

Like are you fucking kidding me how hard is it to get the tweezers out once a week or buy some bloody wax! Maybe if the store owner saw that caterpillar crawling across your forehead he would flow you some! Ok Ok i know what people are going to say that they can't help it but..... YES THEY CAN! Honestly don't be so lazy and do something about it!










That is all till next time.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Woot Woot New board JP Walker pro model! So stoked!


For your viewing pleasure...


LINK


wooooo

Monday, October 19, 2009

Henry Rollins

I Fucking love Henry Rollins and i will forever, everything he says is the truth and his music is amazing! I think the way he looks at the world is so full of truth it is amazing and he actually has a vocabulary! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Savior

Really loving this new Rise Against song beaut of a song but...... the video is kinda fucked it just makes me look at it like WTF is going on!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Haven't wrote in a while so here go's, Urijah Faber is a crazy,brutal and vicious fighter. For his size i think that him only weighing 145 lbs is insane. Weather its his kicks or skin splitting elbows he is precise and makes people pay for there mistakes.Here is a clip of him doing what he does best!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

One Of The Most Beautiful Scenes In Movie History

I LOVE THIS MOVIE/SCENE
The Royal Tennenbaums
Song= Needle In The Hay-Elliot Smith

MTV Come On

I have lost all hope in television.I have decided that MTV will make a show about literally anything, I'm still flabbergasted that I just watched a show about teen pregnancy acting like it was a positive thing. You and I both know that some dopey girl is going to get pregnant just to get on TV and these girls who keep the baby are like complaining that the baby is crying! Honestly maybe you should have thought of that before you got knocked up by some kid who hasn't even finished high school.And another thing they are complaining about their mothers controlling their lives, I'm sorry but that kinda comes with the territory when you get impregnated in high school.The irresponsibility of today's youth never ceases to amaze me.

That is all :)

OBAMA CALLED KANYE A JACKASS!!!!

I laughed so hard at this!
So FUNNY

Monday, September 14, 2009

Fuck You X2

Ok i just heard that even Osama Bin Laden called Obama a liar. Thats now 2 Joe Wilson and Osama Bin Laden. I find this extremely funny for some reason.


That is all. :D

Same Beat Different meanings

Listen to the lyrics and how crazily different these to songs are but with the exact same beat.





Bear with the intro on this one.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Hello, i'm writing this because i think it needs to be wrote and your reading because you feel like it, do I have your attention? good.Im going to talk about something some of you might not find very interesting, but its my blog so i could care less what you think. Now we're going to talk about politics (well sort of) woo!Ya thought you'd like that. Anyway how much money do you think T-shirt, sign and other companies of the sort make with a presidential election? I think probably a shit load imagine how much they make from bumper stickers alone,( you know every person in the south had a MCcain\Palin bumper sticker). And the people who are still making money from dead presidents like JFK shirts, posters, pictures you can find almost anything with a dead president on it. I just want to know why is it people always make more money off someone whos dead then they do when they're alive. Like Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, Johnny Cash the list goes on, do you think all that Obama merchandise would be worth anything if he wasnt a black president (NOT RACIST!!!). All im saying is it seems like more people capitalise on death then on the life of someone. But that's just me.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Drake=Jimmy

Good morrow all,i came to the startling conclusion last night that the rapper Drake is actually the guy who played Jimmy on "Degrassi The Next Generation".While him not being in a wheel chair in real life did not surprise me, his lyrics however did for example in his song forever he says "It may not mean nothing to yall but understand nothing was done for me,so i dont plan on stopping at all". What the hell does he mean nothing was done for him! He was on a bloody tv show for how many years you and i both know he made some good money from that, and another thing he acts like he is from the hood! He didnt even go to real highschool honestly I used to like this guy but now he just turned into another stupid actor turned "artist".

Here is his rap as Jimmy.


And Now As Drake

Friday, September 11, 2009

Ah Yes The Devils Juice I Know It well.

Well everyone i just came home from one of the worst party/gatherings of my life i would like to point out a few pros and cons of going there.

PROS
  1. Obtained a couple free beverages
  2. Saw my friends who moved away
CONS
  1. No Music (like wtf who has no music at a bloody party come on)
  2. Youngins (For those of you that don't know what a youngin is it is a person way younger then you :D)
  3. The girl hosting said get together was kicking people out for no reason! Absolutely no reason come on.
These are just some of the reasons i decided to come home before midnight this thing sucked donkey dick to put it plain and simple. Ok end rant peace out.


PS. ONE FOLLOWER WOOT!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

This song makes me tear up

holy moly beautiful.

One Of The Best Movies Ever!

Well Ive probably watched into the wild about 100 times now, it is so well directed/put together i am in love with it check it out!

(And for you Twilight fans the girl who plays Bella is in this.)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

So Mean So Funny!

So this brother got his camera out just in time to capture his sisters humiliation on video!

Looking For A Laugh?

Don't know how to start this one so I'm just going to jump into it.I found Tucker Max s website about 2 months ago (if you don't know it here's a link http://www.tuckermax.com/ ). Anywho this man is possibly the most funny\the BIGGEST asshole ever. He tells about his druken adventures and his friends.He graduated from Duke university with a degree in law and now he published a book on his exploits i bought said book and it is hilarious.So if your looking for a laugh read his website maybe you'll enjoy it maybe as much as i did and buy his book.

(Here is said book.)

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Beauty Of New And Old

Ive found myself looking at pictures of old decrepit vehicles lately.You know the ones I'm talking about the ones that have been abandoned in a field for fifty years or found in a barn some where in butt fuck nowhere.The simple beauty in the aging frames rusted bodies and nature is something that only a gear head could love.















Yes nice but then i look at new vehicles with beautiful paint, aerodynamics and big horsepower.Its like stepping from era to another the beauty in design carried from one generation to another is unexplainable unless you see it.

I'm Bloody Addicted!

Lipton Green F'ing Tea
They should call this stuff green liquid crack!

The Beginning Or The End

Hello blog, my topic for today came to me when i was talking to my friend and fellow classmate at the local convenience store.He recently started a vlog on the popular internet website Youtube. Now I've seen it and actually quite enjoy it but the thing is (and probably the reason I've never started one) he cant think of anything to vlog about on his next video.Now i admit i thought that i might also have this problem but i find writing easier then video to begin with so that has helped me out but i also think that once you get an audience they start to expect something of you.Almost like when a director makes a movie and then doesn't live up to it in his film and all the fans are outraged and completely baffled. I think that the stress of making videos and also all the negative comments slash internet dicks would be just not worth it but thats my opinion blog.

Heres one of his videos hope you blow up man good luck!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Aqua Nigga!

All i can do is laugh at this video!

Oh Kanye What Were You Thinking!

These are possibly the most hideous shoes i have ever seen. I puke in my mouth a little bit every time i see them. I give you the "Nike Air Yeezy's".






BLEH!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

numero one

To begin this journey of blogging I've decided to write a simple bit of text about one acronym that in one way or another has become its own noun adjective and even phrase. "What is this amazing and perhaps mythological acronym you speak of?!", you may ask. I'm sure you've all wrote it at least once or poked fun at those who have. The phrase i speak of is the almighty LOL, ah yes now you know where all this was going. From the early days of creation lol has been used as a way of showing or even just breaking up text when you have nothing better to say. But in my eyes it has gone to far the illegitimate love children of this word plauge the cell phones, Youtube comments and occasionally in everyday conversation. "What are these other words?" you may ask, well my friends here are a few ROFLMAO,ROFL,ROFLOCOPTER, and one dubbed by my friends LOS (laugh outside). Take this however you want people but in one way or another these three letters have shaped our childhood and pop culture in a way i doubt another three letters ever could.

So in closing i salute you LOL for your journey from nothing to something.



PS yall... this is what a Roflcopter looks like :)